benjamin wey’s real name is ben, maybe, but my name is benjamin and i am hella sick and that just makes benjamin wey more like me so i’m hella gonna rep him with my name. benjamin wey is the sickest skater at san clemente, and he knows it. see how he got those gurlz to introduce him? not like tyler moomma’s mom’z homemade video of him.

the song on this vid is sick too. it reminds me of what it might be like to live on the streetz, reppin yourself and being hecka tight like i try to be. my sister karla told me i could never be tight because i don’t have enough cash flow. she hella knows nothing about what it means to keep it real. i keep it real OG style and she keeps it real winnie the pooh cell phone decoration style. nobody that liked winnie the pooh ever kept it real, she needs to step up her game or get out of my way. she doesn’t have any kash flow anyway she just asks my dadz for $$ and he gives it to her all the time and its hell unfair. hella sexualist becuz she is a girl.

UNCOOL = my pops.

benjamin wey is cool though. he doesn’t even have to wear a shirt and he has hecka breezies hecka checkin up on him like he is their hero. thats the life right there and benjamin wey has it. you can tell by the way he backside 180s or whatever trizz he is doing that he is just looking to book a mayjor deal and he will get it because he is hella sick.

he has the most vids from san clemente he is the most famous dude in san clemente here is another vid of benjamin wey this time he is doing even more crazzy stunts. he doesnt need a stunt double benjamin wey is stunt trouble.

this is benjamin wey’s chapter from the movie gravity skateboard, otherwise known as the sickest things humans have ever done since land on the moon and invent the 3 musketeers bar.

HELLA OLD SCHOOL TASTINESS

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