my popz said there were about 500 billion fires blazin it up on the norcal tip this shizz is uncool i mean it would only be cool if allz that was burning was lyke a hundred not sick skateboards that no talent sk8ters are using to impress hella not tight beezies but i bet the fire is doing worse things than that.  my popz said that arnold schwarza-loozer is not even trying to fight fires he is staying in his house why does this state have a governer that is also a crayzey machine gun killer but wont even go fight a few fires when he was made of ice in that batman movie this is not at all sick.

this is what arnold is doing with his dayz n ow thanks youtube:

this is why it is sick as hellz that he is sitting there in his polo shirt hella thanking people for doing all they can when really he could stop these fires all on his own if he wanted thanks b&r:

decide for yourself you good thinkers.  i know you all have hella brain cells out there and you can put 2 and 2 together to see that arnold is not doing is full duty as governor/protector of the earth.  hell of not sick, i will kick your ice.

I am hella gonna write the sickest 5 paragraph essay that has ever been created, and it’s topic is the sickest of all topics: myself.  First, I will demonstrate how hella sick i am because of all the skills that i have.  second, i will demonstrate why other people are hella not as sick as i am and third i will say some other things that are sick.  the conclusion will inivitably be that i am sick and so are a few select other objects/animals.

I am helllllllllla awesome because i can drive a car faster than a bullet can make its way out of the barrel of a gun.  i can hella run fast, too.  one time i was running and people oculdnt even see me i was like a cloud of smoke like theeeeeeeeeeeere he goes what a sick runner.  i can also jump over pretty much anything you put in front of me i mean it its like the bottoms of my feet are made of moon shoes.

it is hard for other people to be as cool as me and i understand that but i still think they should start realizing it.  too often i think people are like how am i gonna be as cool as Benjamin and they think they are but they are painfully sadly mistaken.

other things that are cool include white tigers, a whale, three musketeers bars, and fire.

in conclusion, i am HELLA SICK.

the karate kid was hella a cartoon miyagi is hella not sick in this.  miyagi shuld never have been put in cartoon form his greatness can never be captured in cartoon form.  their plan to keep their house is some whacked out trizz.

and doing some kind of kickflip shizz. this looks hella painful. i dont know who that kid is because he is being so thoroughly PWNED and i wouldn’t look in the eye of anyone who allowed these kinds of shenanigans to take place.  i would never let any one skate on me.  benjamin clark is a man of his word.  what is happening in the gif is uncalled for and it is hella NOT SICK.

ryan sheckler has his own tv show and it’s not called life of ryan its called life of a girl. that fool is like a girl he is like hannah montana. he probably has hella hello kitty keychains that he keeps all his keys on. and the keys are all pink with glitter and pictures of zack effron. he probably listens to music by such people as jamie lin spears and anyone on high school musical and maybe he also curls his hair and he has never had a girlfriend that was for real.

OPENING UP A CAR RYAN SHEKLER STYLE

RYAN SHECKLER COVERS HIS KEYS IN JEWELS AND GIRL PERFUME:

this vid was made by alvin and the non-sickmunks.  its hella sped up which means that in real life this foolz was sucking major slowly.  why does he even keep trying i dont even know what he is trying to do.  does he think that when he gets to the end of that picnic bench he will soar off into the sunset like some kind of yogi bear superman because that shizz is not going to happen instead what will happen is he will fall down which is what he does.  he should stop having chipmunks video tape them they should be looking for nuts to eat not operating expensive machinery.  if i was making a skate vid i would hella not hire chipmunks for the videography that is a hella not smart idea i dont even think they would be good at it.

CHIPMUNK TARANTINO NOT AT ALL:

this chipmunk is not eating an acorn he is eating that fool skaters dignity.

In this vid, Bam skates off some olympic style diving board not the lower one but the higher one the one foolz hella break their stomachs when they do belly flops in the ollympics on those things.  but he did it it on a board which means when he hit the water he had to keep track of where that board was otherwise it would have hit him in the head, that was sick and tight.  sometimes i am surprised bam is still alive he does so many things that less brave foolz would not even atempt.  he is a master of bravery and frontside 360s.

Tyler Mumma is a hella sick skater. this video is not so sick. i can’t decide what to rate this vid, like what category to put it in. because there is some sick skating, but i think that maybe tyler mumma’s breezy gf made this vid of him or maybe his momz because there’s a lame song playing in the background and their are montages of him just looking around with the wind blowing in his hair like he’s some kind of ballet dancing Bromeo instead of the baller skate-maniac that he is.

rodney mullen is sick because look how he flips over straight up shopping carts. that’s hella symbology for how dudes and beezies are always spending too much trizz on stuff they don’t need. like how my popz is always buying my sister Karla the ugliest shoes and dresses cuz she hecka cries if she doesn’t have a new dress or cell phone decorations. the other day my popz bought her one of those little winnie the pooh’s on a string to hang on the end of her cell phone. and then when i asked him for pizza he hella said no. hella pepperoni hate.

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