I am hella gonna write the sickest 5 paragraph essay that has ever been created, and it’s topic is the sickest of all topics: myself. First, I will demonstrate how hella sick i am because of all the skills that i have. second, i will demonstrate why other people are hella not as sick as i am and third i will say some other things that are sick. the conclusion will inivitably be that i am sick and so are a few select other objects/animals.
I am helllllllllla awesome because i can drive a car faster than a bullet can make its way out of the barrel of a gun. i can hella run fast, too. one time i was running and people oculdnt even see me i was like a cloud of smoke like theeeeeeeeeeeere he goes what a sick runner. i can also jump over pretty much anything you put in front of me i mean it its like the bottoms of my feet are made of moon shoes.
it is hard for other people to be as cool as me and i understand that but i still think they should start realizing it. too often i think people are like how am i gonna be as cool as Benjamin and they think they are but they are painfully sadly mistaken.
other things that are cool include white tigers, a whale, three musketeers bars, and fire.
in conclusion, i am HELLA SICK.